Sure they do. That sounds like one tight asshole.

Will you buy it for me? I put $60 in but now that $60 worth is crippled. Would you send me another $100 in MS points so I can experience the real game?

I wouldn't know... I refuse to pay another $40 to find out.

Stoked that KR0 is on this list. My buddy Jake made that game.

How much does Kotaku charge to get me out of the grays?

Same here. I just started the download. Fuck it. I have kids but they sleep soundly and my wife travels overnight for work. I can quietly yell at 12 year olds who kick my ass.

By a semantically sound argument wouldn't a Star Destroyer > Death Star?

Hmm... Would hope it's at least optimized. Whatever that means.

I played it for a week straight when it first came out which was years ago so I'm not too upset to replay it. And nice that I could download it too since I think it was a gamefly rental at the time. Or did they offer it as a games with gold recently?

Even if it is it won’t be “remastered” or whatevs.

I've been playing Shadow Complex and Mass Effect on BC. So it's a good start. Especially considering they said it would never happen.

So are you guys gonna come to my day party during music week?

Meanwhile Miyamoto has a snuff porn fetish.

Or if it was like the handshake game from grade school and Odd Job gives everybody AIDS.

Nerds with swords. Yikes. just kidding. My friends and I used to bludgeon each other with wooden long swords back in the day. I still have scars.

You should feel guilty. He whines worse than Trump at a municipal golf course.

Not even an honorable mention? I’ll attribute that to Fahey’s sickness. Next time you forgot to mention my ‘Shop try turning it off and then on again.

Ugh. I just canceled my pre-order for this controller. I mean, it’s a cheap 3rd party design and there’s a new super Xbox One controller coming out soon. I’ll save my $70 for that. Almost had me Bethesda! Love you, T Howard.

You still bite. Thank you. I’m here for the next 3 hours. Tip your waiter.

Six Degrees of Todd Howard.