When you get to the middle you need to solve a riddle and then you own the game company. Are you ready, Player one?

You collect money and use it.

Did you have to use moustach-free Trebek? That's like seeing your mother-in-law naked.

Context!

Who?

39 or 49 or whatever MILLION fans and multi-MILLION views for every single one of his videos... What the fuck do you consider famous? Even my wife knows who he is.

It’s almost as if it's a very important time for politics in America. I can't reason out why...

Me!

Is that the heroin dude from Fear the Walking Dead?

Your wife's a beard. Zing.

Vault-Tek filled Vault 404 with hopeless virgins as part of an ongoing vault experiment.

The bassinet on our flight to Ireland from Chicago was cardboard. Fail.

That’s like saying two women should be allowed to get married because apparently now they can have sex without a penis? Poppycock!

Did the Pope know this? There would have been an insta-Sainthood scenario happening.

Rise up, Scabs! It's your Destiny.

Pete won an Emmy for this game? Or Thrones? I didn't watch it. Sorry Emmy.

The author off this post is not named Mikle Fayhee. I’m telling.

I’m a digital download guy. Fuck my life and whatever.

This was a private moment stolen from us! As we posed on a stage at a nerd (lovingly) convention. Hmmph. Damn you Plunkett!!!

Someone got stabbed in the neck at 7:30pm on the 200 block of 18th. That's my hood and its getting scary. Someone in my building got mugged a few weeks ago.