She just can't lift it because she's a girl.

Quit trolling Destiny.

It’s like a Norwegian troll but lives in basements instead of European forests.

Everyone has a price. His is $2.

What do they call the stuff that leaks out after a heavy douching? That's about what Allenby is. Hope he loses his card and goes back to the Wallaby Tour.

You didn't build your gaming PC? *collective gasp of PC master race*

Let’s just read books instead. They’re rarely patched after day one. Down with games! Ok. Not really.

I liked when he whistled the Game of Thrones theme. Other than that... Meh. But good work I suppose. I couldn’t do it.

You know those kids were juicing.

Ion canon blasting for hours.

That X-wing just inpregnated the Death Star. No wonder there was a second one a couple years later.

Retired people who play it are playing recreationally. So you’re partially correct. But the guy who plays 18 holes a day for 4 days in a row (in pants) plus pro-ams, practice rounds, gym, range work... That’s a sport. I’d love to see you try to keep up on the PGA and tell me it's not a sport.

The PGA tour has raised over $2.14B for charity so...

You're stupid. And your mother dresses you funny.

My cousin is a Big 10 basketball starter. I had to jump through legal hurdles with the NCAA just to get him to play a charity golf outing - where they didn’t even use his name to promote it. Lots of regulations and rules for college athletes.

And bat suits.

Um... Right... Because is 99.5% identical to the original. The movie studio let him take over 15,000 photos of the original car so he could replicate it exactly.

Did you watch Cobert and Degrasse Tyson? They said it had a 56k modem. But only because they had to use small low-tech parts for the actual probe because they needed it small for speed. Just a tiny probe on a huge rocket.

Any excuse to watch again, eh?

Hey it's only a 10 second video. That's roughly 16 years of therapy. Could be worse!