Comments like this make me so happy! I’m glad you loved them. If you ever have too much dough, you can wrap it up and freeze it for another day. Leave it out on the counter overnight to thaw, and the next morning you an make yourself hot, fresh doughnuts for breakfast. 

Hey, it’s hard work keeping Zombie Deadspin alive.

Necrophiliac Paul Maidment has had this cross-posted to his corpse de jour. Paul Maidment has spent all weekend filling it with his evil essence, pulling from all over the G/o network, relabelling AP vids, reposting old freelance work and changing the date stamps.

I don’t even have to see the autoplay videos because I’ve fixed my browser. But I just locked my work computer and a notification is on the screensaver about the thing playing, with an option to pause.

Deadspin’s bosses, turn this ridiculous shit off, it’s not making you money and it’s pissing off all your readers…

Oh thank gods. It’s pushing 11:00 am Monday on the East Coast, and there was only one post. Ever since Splinter got abruptly taken out behind the barn, I get nervous about longs gaps like that.

Depends on your definition of fresh! There is really nothing quite like doughnuts right out of the fryer, and after 30 minutes all doughnuts lose a bit of their magic. I’d say you can make these a day ahead of time, and when you want to “revive” one, microwave it for 10-15 seconds. Won’t taste exactly the same as…

As Dom said yesterday, they’re focused on the wrong thing. Sam was mic’d up, he knew he was mic’d up, he said something human and notable, and it was approved for use in the broadcast.

People need to know that it’s a two way street. Conservatives use it for their usual racist BS but civil rights groups also can use that info to combat injustice and inequalities. #GetCountedGetYours

A “pair” may be inaccurate.

Personally, I’d argue that Popeye’s has the better chicken, but Bojangles is the better restaurant.

I’m a little surprised North Carolinians would betray their beloved Bojangles like that.

“we fought the Revolutionary War” 

Yeah, this has a distinctly non-consensual feel to it. She is literally there as a requirement of her job. Kudos to her (i guess?) for being a good sport about it but it feels real yucky to watch the video of enormous men wearing face covering goggles drenching a single, totally unprotected woman with alcohol.

Thanks!! That's my daughter and I. We're so glad you like our cosplay!

Those hobbits are amazing

Starter money is reserved for studs like Case Keenum and Ryan Tannehill.

Of course it is. That's why I always buy a box for the table. 

I think you mean 2021 Divisional Round playoff game. 

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

I actually just recently had something similar to this happen to me.