The ITU cited a rule that penalizes athletes who cook up a “contrived tie situation,”

“I’m just doing my job.” Now, where have we heard that before?

You take over your enemies...by doing their PR? 

Clicked on the link, very heartwarming.

Everyone should know that once Latinos give you a nickname, it’s on you forever. Like my nephew Juan White Boy.

If you got hacked in March and didn’t realize it till July, you probably shouldn’t be a bank anymore. 

Actually yes. This line, just before the long list of no comments

“The men’s team, meanwhile, has not said anything about the lawsuit or the women’s fight for equal pay.” 

In March (three months before the article), the men’s team issued this statement

sir this is a wendy’s

Joule thief!

Dude is an absolute saint, if only because he’s waging a one-man crusade against the Florida Man stereotype.  

+7...Floor Crews?

And even worse, EA didn’t give him his iconic third leg.

I almost exclusively played with this outfit

I suffer from extreme anxiety which is not an excuse. I am ashamed of my actions.

Capitalism? Slavery? Genocide? Sitcoms?

Try to keep up here little guy. The post references Fox hosts discussing American culture. Which, in their twisted worldview, refers to white people in America. 

I always have to add a tiny bit about Inglorious Basterds, and that is to say that the opening scene at the farmhouse is so tense and fantastic and perfect that I always imagined it was QT leaning in close to all of the directors of “serious” movies and whispering, “So, uh... you guys know I could be winning all the…

And then when Sarah wakes up in the morning:

Unpopular opinion: In-N-Out is not that great. There burgers are meh, with much better options available from places like Fatburger. Their fries are also subpar because they try to push the cut onsite mantra and in turn only fry them once not allowing for that nice pillowy inside and crisp outside that every other…

Having fun isn’t hard, when you have a library card.