Damon, you gotta have them update your bio. “What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Blacker” is available NOW. It is a great read, brotha.

The fact that we have to keep cows in a near-endless cycle of pregnancy really lowered my enthusiasm of consuming milk and other dairy products.

There’s a thin line between awe-inspiring and disturbing when you cannot tell if this is a real world photo or CGI. It’s beautiful either way.

DACA has only affected about 15% of undocumented immigrants so that same argument can be used to say that it’s not a big deal either.

Bruh...this is the same guy that went around the legislature to ban refugees from countries whose national religion was Islam.

We’ll miss you, Shep...wait, does this also mean the annual post from the Mother Shep is gone too?

We’ll miss you, Shep...wait, does this also mean the annual post from the Mother Shep is gone too?

It’s been months and I am still puzzled; I’m sure that’s exactly what HBO wants.

Yo Allison, figured I’d post an update after making these this weekend...they were DELICIOUS. I didn’t realize how many of these this recipe would make...so I kinda went overboard.

How that ball didn’t get broken will be one of this season’s greatest mysteries.

Hi Allison!

First guy I’ve seen who actually looks younger with a beard.

Also, I feel like this is actually a good thing, because it’s not getting pulled over is an issue, so much as the threat getting pulled over. If people know a cop is nearby, then more of them will drive carefully resulting in a safer road (at least in that section lol)

I like that hashtag.

Newton has over 100 attempts...3x the next closest QB lol

Dasfdas dfas

“They want it to be one way”

That was my first thought. If there’s any fast food chicken place that is better than Popeye’s, it’s Bo.

I’d also throw in Chicken Express, but that’s mostly my hometown tastes talking.

Best available undrafted free agent: queso Oaxaca (quesillo).

Dock Ock is interesting. For a Batman movie, I’d rather see him as Hugo Strange.

They need to start dipping further into the rogue’s gallery. Calendar Man or bust at this point.