That’s not how corporate acquisitions work. Comixology is Amazon now. What Amazon says goes.

You’ve never been acquired, have you? Usually at first it’s all sunshine and rainbows and “continue doing what you’ve always done!” But then the orders start coming down to get assimilated. And do it now. And btw your budget? It’s about 35 cents now. I know you said you needed $1.8M this quarter but… yeah it’s $0.35.…

When he first showed up, I was hoping Trejo and Morrison would have a geriatric badass death match. 

Troy? That would mean he’s an even bigger asshole than I’ve always suspected, as he apparently didn’t have a problem with Pitt being in it.

Troy is my guess as well, though it’s one of my guilty pleasures. It’s like 300 but for people who don’t drink Monster energy drinks.

...and the inevitable porn parody...It Comes At Night

Shit’s weird, man. I have a lot more to say but I shouldn’t. 

I’d imagine it has little to do with that - it’s just a way to cut costs. Management probably wanted to lay people off, but instead, you just give an ultimatum expecting that the bulk of people will not be able to comply, so they quit. They quit instead of being laid off, you don’t owe any unemployment/severance. And…

can we talk about this instead?

What trans actors do you have in mind?

This is the correct answer. Language evolves, you cowards!

To fit the mood of the film, obviously.  

Relax kiddo. 

Settle down child

He is living his best life, collecting those checks and playing video games

This is literally one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen anybody willfully put to words.

Yes, because reading a synopsis is just like watching a film. 

I liked Mother! It was weird, wild, ambitious, pretentious, and, ultimately, only semi-successful. But that’s art for you. Sometimes you gotta swing for the fences and I wish more filmmakers were willing, or able, to take those kinds of risks. And the fact that people have such passionate responses to it, even years…

Summary: Europe and Asia had more easily accessible natural resources plus easier to domesticate animals, which is why (rather than any inherent superiority of their cultures or people) they developed technology quicker and so dominated the rest of the world through trade and colonialism. It makes sense, although many…

No one on Twitter has a problem with this. It has had 100% support from commentators delighted that there will be a bisexual Superman, just like there are bisexual people in real life.