That’s only part of the problem. The other part is that it’s been at least nine hours since we were able to stroke our outrage boners and we need release.

Uh, the word Nazi is used multiple times. The first thing Erskine says to him when they sit to talk is, “so you want to kill Nazis?” It’s also in all the newspaper interludes and, you know, him punching Hitler is part of his show tour. 

That looks amazing. Better than I could have guessed. Can’t wait to watch in a theater. 

That screenshot has powerful “look, lady, your daughter came on to me” energy.

I think Reloaded is better than the original. I thought it was a tremendous challenge and they rose to meet it. It takes the story in a new, but logical direction and doesn’t just repeat the original plot. One thing that really impressed me is that they almost totally abandoned bullet time. They did it in the original…

Better hench: Otis or Henchman 21?

This sucks. And hurts. My father loved Clapton. Worshiped at his alter of guitar playing to the point of handcrafting his own amp to duplicate the amp Clapton used on the legendary John Mayall and the Bluesbreakers album. Owned multiple Strats, of course. Could play pretty much any Clapton solo note for note.

Don’t forget all the late Gen X/Early Millenials we lost to the Hoobastank-demic 

I’m not gonna deny that this is meant to ride on nostalgia but the original OG fans are not half dead.  You don’t die when you turn 40

This is an opinion beyond my comprehension

For a second I thought that was Brock Samson in the header image.

More likely they’re just too eager to crank up the snark to actually write about the issue properly. It's not just China this happens with.

What autoplay video?

I wonder how well the I’ve-never-heard-of-you-or-this-song defense works in these cases? Isn’t it plausible that the two songs came to fruition independently and just happen to sound similar?

“The show’s argument, on the other hand, is that John didn’t really become a bad Captain America until he killed a man with the shield in broad daylight.”

“like why the U.S. government happily handed the shield over to a white guy rather than the Black man who deserved it”

The Blank Check episode on Used Cars features the same foursome in one of my favorite conversations about comedy every recorded. I’d never heard of the movie and the episode is still an all-time classic.

“According to the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences , the American Film Institute and the British Film Institute, a feature film runs for more than 40 minutes, while the Screen Actors Guild asserts that a feature’s running time is 75 minutes or longer”

Fine I'll do it.