Just talking isn’t rapping.

Right but what about the part where she...raps?

Sooooooo...does noone else find the part where Porter is a TWICE-divorced Mormon to be a pretty big clue that something is seriously wrong with him? My understanding is that Mormons don’t divorce, and to divorce twice before the age of forty....seems like a thing.

Nope. Nope. Nope. I understand the family is coming to grips with the loss of a loved one but a Hollywood manager knew what was going on and was complicit. A new narrative doesn’t get rewritten in her death where the family gets to blame sexual assault victims. Guilt and depression got the best of her. Sadly,…

So would the VP.

I mean Rippon is a really pretty young man...

Let us just get this out of the way, the sexuality of Mike Pence is not important. Who cares what his sexuality is? What is important is that he has a valid policy stance to hurt and endanger the lives of LGBTQ people regardless of how he feels satisfied behind closed doors. Mike Pence articles always turn into these…

He’d fuck anything. Anything!

Hillary Duff ended homophobia so we stan

This is so fucking ridiculous. Of course we eat lick our fingers and poor the crumbs down our gullets... we just do it in private shame the way that we’ve conditioned to do.

I was literally polishing off a small bag of Cool Ranch doritos as I read this and had reached the “tipping the bag into mouth for crumbs” section right at that goddamn paragraph.

I understand what you’re saying, about public opinion turning against him, but this article would have been a lot harder to write if Justin had given a great performance. He did not. He gave an underwhelming one.

I disagree. Everyone agrees he’s a talented guy, but he phoned this one in. We’ve been seeing him perform for years, we know he can put on a show. If he had brought out the other NSYNC guys for a couple of songs, that’s what we would all be talking about. Or if, like most recent halftime shows, he had brought in a…

Hey, the US Military paid millions of taxpayer dollars to shoehorn their way into the NFL and, goshdarnit, they’re going to get your their money’s worth.

I believe they get paid for it as part of a marketing campaign.

But they could have just played Prince performances for 20m, and it would have been miles better.

Doesn’t it make it worse that they did it in his hometown? He didn’t care for this artist, and considered using artists after their death “demonic,” and then they did it right on his own home turf.

It seems like a desperate compromise between racist America and hipster America.

I don’t think that most people in the stands were Minnesotans. Then there’s also the fact that Prince himself didn’t even like JT.

No, but he pulled off being a nutsack really well.