Not if you need it because you live in an expensive part of the country and you really need some major home repairs before the walls just crumble into dust at your feet. Not that I know from personal experience or anything.

I’m a capitalist tool!

Imagine if this had been mentioned several times in the article you skimmed. Just imagine!

Ugh shut up Gwyneth Paltrow. Her goop website also published a guide to anal sex, which was widely reported in entertainment news. Shut up Gwyneth Paltrow.

Julian Assange is always watching...

Makes sense; the standard is “best interests of the child” and if the child has been actively raised by his three parents, it’s in his best interests to continue to be raised by the three of them.

The judge took cues from the boy himself in making the unusual decision.

And THIS is why I continue to defend Kim K. My love of her is based 99.9% on how much men and the thirsty vilify her.

Ah. The wonderful line where personal dislike for a reality star crosses into misogynistic hate for a successful woman. Like half the comments on Jez after any article featuring Kim. Delightful. Glad he got arrested.

I know this isn’t a very extreme case of it, but I honestly live for women who grow up and say ‘fuck you’ to their fathers’ restrictive view points.

They could have eliminated that idiot Justin Timberlake song & dance number that went on FOREVER at the beginning and had room for all the people who had passed away.

Has CBS considered not making a show that’s either a police procedural or a legal drama?

Well, if she hadn’t said that, I personally wouldn’t know about this was her 20th nomination. Women should take credit for their achievements. God knows men do — take credit for women’s achievements, as well as their own. #ownit

This attitude is what leads to horrible songs sung by men about how hot it is when a woman doesn’t know she’s hot.

Uppity and snobby for being proud of an achievement? She’s breaking a record, it’s a big fucking night for her, and Lagerfeld’s bitchy little lie completely overshadowed that for her. She’s earned it.

No way. If Michael Phelps were winning his 20th gold medal and people were blathering about his bathing suit, he’d have the same right to be mad.

It’s true. She’s entitled to be proud of and honest about her achievements.

Fuck Susan Sarandon. When she was saying Trump would be better than Clinton (because at the time that was the choice) she advocated that with Trump there might be a revolution. Fuck your spoiled, privileged, white lady life. Bitch doesn’t know the first thing about revolution. People fucking die in revolutions. …

I don’t know...I feel like maybe I liked her a lot more when she was fucking Tim Robbins. Can we go back to that Susan Sarandon? Even if she was crazy then, she was at least better at hiding it.

Tl;dr: we don’t care who she fucks, as long as she FUCKS OFF.