If that were my PlayStation, it would have to have been upside down at a 45 degree angle in order to work. :P

I wish there was just one insect that he looked at and was all “Well, this one is okay.”

/sends friend missing fossil to complete the collection.

A comment I saw somewhere else that was so good I have to pass it along:
“Is Dirk going to die hundreds of times over the course of the show, or is this going to be unrealistic?”

You can start designing basic (very basic) stuff right away after you get the Nook Phone. Once you buy the pro upgrade for 800 Nook Miles, you can do the more fancy stuff. That can be done pretty quickly, too. First day, for sure.

I’d like to look at it as them trying to be polite, saying “Thank you for trying to learn our language, keep it up!” rather than anything condescending.

I don’t understand the logic behind “speedrunning” Animal Crossing. But whatever. I’m not going to do it. And it doesn’t hurt me, so I don’t care that much.

If you haven’t already, try to let the battery drain all the way until it’s gone, and then try to charge it. It sucks that that has happened, though. Hope something works!

I wanted cherries. I got pears. But then I thought about it: I still want cherries, but I can get cherries from another place and plant them all over. So the end result would be that I have tons of cherry trees, AND the cherries sell for more because they’re not “native”.

“BO” stands for body odor.

I have some of my LEGO sets displayed in my room, collecting dust. I don’t play with them, but I do have them out and visible.

I’ll accept it as a type of speed running, but “beating the game” it is not.

In Diablo 3 PC, you can just bind a key to “Force Move” and it makes you move to where your mouse is without attacking. It seems like more people need to be made aware of that option.

I was already out of grade-school when the format was created, and I use a hard-G. Those who think they speak for everyone else rarely do.

NPC thinking to himself: “Aw crap, Eddie! You’re so dumb! You can’t pick a fight with that guy! Last time he was here, the town graveyard doubled in size!”

I feel the same. I mean, it looks fine, but I just feel that, for me, watching videos of creations on YouTube is enough.

The big mistake was making the original deal with Sony in the first place. The one where Nintendo realized they made a mistake, because it would have given Sony a huge amount of control over licensing and other factors. Had they gone through with the deal it could have easily become a hostile takeover.

“Urbosa? Another Gerudo sword user!? We already have enough of those!!!!” -Smash Fanbase.

“That is,” Ion continued, “as long as Bobby Kotick doesn’t fire more of our staff after another ‘record year of profits’.”

She should have added some heavy eyeliner to complete the look.