This literally has everything you listed, including the V8, without the 5 speed, because no one makes a full size truck with a manual. Because no one wants them. Tons of people want Raptors, etc and will pay big bucks to get them. Engineering and producing a 5 speed manual transmission for a truck that maybe 10 people…

Jalopnik Reader - *Snorts* well since its not a used bright orange manual diesel wagon I already dislike it. no one else is allowed to like cars if it is not the exact spec *I* Like...

Youre wrong. Looks great and aggressive.

Looks like it’s pooping out a Dodge Challenger, head first.

This isn’t a car you buy for the interior.

It’s a step above the snobbery of wrangler owners (previous owner speaking here).

Next year’s bikes will come with CD players, standard. A 30-pin Apple connector will be optional.

It kinda just seems like they don’t care... This has been the obvious solution for them for what, like 10 years?

They have the trumpiest voters watching, so that shit flies.

You like bastard

This kind:

But...4 wheels!

Happy 4/20 Justin, let’s reevaluate this article on Monday...

What kind of fun house mirror do you see the world through?

Yeah, definitely grasping at straws here. They have to hit their daily Tesla article quota somehow.

No it didn’t.

Then defend it or take your criticism quietly.

Because some people can’t handle the responsibility no one should have the ability to own one.

Don’t you see how flawed that logic is? You’re better be banning pools, hamburgers.

You’ve seen TWO. IN MICHIGAN.

I grew up in a neighborhood that was so poor instead of 7UP, we had to play Shasta Lemon Lime.