Not even Teddy Sears and Teddy Sears' ass?

Miss her?! Didn't you know she's the STAR of Gone Girl?

FUCK YEAH!

Gotcha. Thanks!

Yes. Morgan. Husband of Jenny.

What were the symbols on the trees???

Bruce Dern is black?!

Who was the dude amazed by the trees at the end? I know I'm supposed to remember him but hell, I can't remember last week.

A contrived mess. That rocket wasn't even pointing toward the gas!

What did that gold chain bit have to do with guns?

I love him! I own New In Town on DVD and both of his albums.

They can sneak that extra syllable on all they want, she's still Alice to me.

Am I wrong for thinking Frances Conroy looked smokin hot?

Ryan Murphy said that this season will be supernatural free outside of one small element.

That's John Carroll Lynch (Zodiac!).

Yup. He and Angela Bassett's boobs show up in Episode 2.

You mean season 3? It has some of the best dialogue and acting of the series, but it becomes a hot mess plotwise beginning with episode 7. So many plot holes and contrivances that it's frustrating to watch.

And lobster's don't have penises, so I guess the hands are where the similarities end for Jimmy.

Plus, it being John Carroll Lynch, who also creeped the hell out of me in Zodiac, did not help matters.

I accidentally clicked on his name and now have a man crush on Erik Adams. Totally bangable.