Silent Hill VR you say? *burns all technology, fires slag remnants into the sun*

Konami Lawyer: “Sir, that guy on the internet is talking about the company again. This time he wants us to serve a cease and desist against a VR demo.”

Emperor Konami: “Dew it.” 

It’s take a lot of effort to Ketchup to the rest of the pack.

I don’t relish the challenge associated with running it against a bunch of Miatas.

The parent in me: alright, so you can beat this game in eight minutes, but did you have fun?

I would like to know how President Trump and the Republican Party are going to somehow make this a bad car.

With or without velcro?

TBH, I have never wanted to punch somebody in the face more than that Audi commercial. I’ll let it go alright, with a Louisville Slugger.

Wow, Game of Thrones and Let it Go!

Miss the 240SX and wish you’d gotten on the bandwagon before it became a bandwagon? Let me introduce you to the modern-day interpretation of the 240sx:

How about an AWD, CVT-transmissioned commuter crossover called “Silvia”?

Nissan really needs to make the Silvia again as an affordable RWD sports car competitor to the GT86/BRZ and Miata

Me: “Oh, look, ma, someone did research with presentable proof to back them up instead of talking out their ass!”

Ma: “On Jalpnik?!?!?”

Me: “Well, it was a member of the Kinja.”

Ma: “Okay; that makes better sense.”

Please, for the love of christ, keep the spotlight off these cars.

The KA24DE got a bad rap but it was a solid little lump.

I don’t think you’ll see an answer on this. “We turned to Engineering Explained for our answer” means “we found this EE video and wrote a paragraph intro/summary about his content”.

There are people right now worried that they’re not going to live long enough to take delivery of their pre-ordered C8.

Rabbids crossover.

Leave it to Jalopnik to cry out for buttons when their isnt any, and explode when theres too many... w/e

38% of the people still think Donald Trump is a good president. Far more than that thought Reagan was great.

I see your Fly II and raise you a Robocop: