Okie dokie.

Later, Jordan dared children who recently lost their fathers to "even try to fuck with him" at pickup softball.

7th Grader, 1982: Look daddy, I got a huge trophy for winning my Junior Golden Gloves tournament. This is the best day of my ...

Afterward, Jordan made Mayo drive him into town and take him from playground to playground, looking for boastful 12-year-olds in need of vanquishing.

Jesus. The whole underside of the damn thing was glowing. Also. Those rims, I hope they died as well.