Try those bags of vegetables and sauce that you just pop in the microwave. Delicious.

So youre saying that we should fire all women? Yeah, no thanks, you psycho.

Who is the lady on the right? Ive seen that speech pattern before, and its hilarious and fascinating, lol

I'm currently on the Cambrian diet. It works pretty well, ive lost 14 pounds so far and i have alot more energy. Heres how I do it: every morning i go into the ocean and a float around for a while, my eyes wide with a weird expression on my face. I let my limbs kind drift above me like a jellyfish, moving them around…

My wife is on the South Beach diet, so im basically on the south beach diet, and its awesome. Steak, eggs, bacon bacon bacon bacon-wrapped asparagus....

This makes sense, actually. Association has a volunteer "employee", the "employee" does something in action of the association, the association is liable. Its a punishment, so that they reassess their actions in the future in handling their neighborhood watch "captains". Perhaps some more direct action of knowing…

Excuse me, i believe you have my stapler

I was literally writing something about his horrible Blue Velvet review. Whiny horrible mess. The most amateur review ever, ill exaggerate.

Oh yeah, thats why she had to die......

I feel bad for gay people. Theyve become the projections of everyones deviant sexual desires. "So youre gay?! You dont care if people hate you? Man, if i was like that, i would be banging my dog and luring children all day long...thats what youre doing isnt it, you sick weirdo!" "Ummm, no....sure isnt....."

Come on guys. We dont need to fight racism anymore. Its fixed, its all done. Fighting racism is actually just another form or racism now.

What if i had a MONSTER TRUCK?!

Agree with these, i remember remarking about What Dreams May Come especially. Man this is deep....wait...why is it deep? Nothing is really happening. Its basically the same thing as a horror movie going "OOOoooOOOhhh spooky ghost" with nice special effects.

She is now a goddess. Dont fuck with me, i summon LIONS.

How come i never hear any right-wing support for this kind of thing? They make laws based on moral and religious leadership, to make sure the public does the right thing and obeys god. Sounds like such a heavenly country.

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People arguing about gun control aside, i really like that song. It reminds me of a peaceful warrior, aggressively singing for love. "It takes a cold dead hand to pull that trigger"

Oh sure, gun fanatics, get all mad. Im sorry if he isnt Politically Correct enough for you. Lets just stifle his right to free speech. People can be offended by anything these days. You guys are probably going to sue, arent you, or try to get him deported.

Bloop

Kotaku, i doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.