well, if thats really the gameplay, whose to complain?

You would think they would know that, in a sea of guys looking down holding a gun, this cover will stand out.

Then, a thousande mental voices cried ".....DUCKTALES, AWOO-OO!" Echoing in the psyches for eternity.

Dante from Devil May Cry

Does a little platform raise up when you open it?

Are there more of these? Ive been doing games like this in my online clubs, weve been playing Werewolf, this game looks fun too!

Underutilized? I see them all the dam time.

WHo is that?

Youve never done that? Man, the things you see in there....

Noone EVER?

Not kidding about the form, what the fuck is THAT.

That sounds....rather interesting. Thats actually makes it an interesting story, if you think about it, joke or not.

Ewww, egg breath.

I dont read anything longer then a tweet. If you description or chapter is longer then a tweet, dont write it.

All that flowery language made me feel hungry. Hungry and tired.

Only one ive played, and that was Saints Row 2, i loved it.

Makes you that excited, huh?

Nope. Not everyday.

WHERE? Underneath the soda machine its metal. The entire thing isnt made out of plastic. That doesnt even sense.

Wheres the rusting plastic?