I'm guessing a pole.

Obviously, all dongs have a little curve to them

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

The Brendan Rodgers Era begins in earnest.

World record holder in the javelin catch.

It’s good to see that the England players have unified a nation that was tearing itself apart 5 hours ago by offering themselves up as a sacrifice. Superb.

Jabroni is #10

can they just tweet the names of the starting 11? how the fuck am i supposed to know these jabronis by face?

Since Gawker got the shit sued out of them by a Facebook board member

Bullshit, I could punt that kid at least 15, maybe 20 yards.

Celebrating with teammates is more dangerous than a fist fight with Bautista.

The Sox are going to fade out of contention before mid August.

I think this dude and La Russa are literally the only two people that care about this.

Anyone else suspect that, somewhere, Rowling is like, “Oh shit, I never thought about that before... I mean, yup, that’s it! Good for you! You guys figured it out! I was eventually going to tweet it, anyway.”

Which ones, exactly? Consumer reports tested the Charge HR against the Polar H7 and found a difference of less than 3bpm.

Which ones, exactly? Consumer reports tested the Charge HR against the Polar H7 and found a difference of less than…

Look, soccer is just too boring for a guy who has spent 5 hours a day for 30 years debating middle reliever usage in regular season baseball games.

I’m pretty sure this is the longest HR from one knee this season, yes.

But you get why that’s kinda dumb, right? You want to discourage a certain behavior and want the punishment to be a deterrent, then it’s gotta be (somewhat) agnostic of results.

Why do you get suspended less games for being bad at punching?

As a Rangers fan, I don’t hate Bautista, that bat flip was awesome. Was still so thrilled to see Odor sock him. It’s been brewing since those assholes in Toronto threw beer on the field.