Can we focus on how horrible that pass was?

So, that was just an all around awesome video. The second truck in the dust of the first, trailed by two choppers hauling ass. That was legit.

I don't want to discount anything in this story, but how is 2 miles "cross country"?

Are you sure it didn't end with an infield pop?

Funny thing: There's always been talk that Nolan was actually responsible for the Ranger stints of Oswalt (bust), Dempster (bust), Berkman (bust) and Garza (bust).

I've eaten sour grapes before, guys. They are fucking bitter.

I βeta he wished that cup was latin soda. It wouldn't have hurt as much had it been empty.

hmmm. +1

Seriously? Ya'll actually thought Ellen was good last night? She held on to that pizza bit like it was the last thing she'll ever eat. I was embarrassed to watch last night.

How does it feel to play for the most disgusting fans in all of sports?

This is why we can't have nice things.

And definitely aren't starting to pay taxes.

So did "old man" take your keyboard and make this list?

Damn, those are massive songs. I'd love to hear the difference between my songs and them at that size. Interesting.

I'm not a mathematician or a techie, but I'd guess it's something like 25,600 songs at 5 megabytes/song. Is that a good average/song?

Spoiler: All of the times

Here is a little background for you.

Doesn't this meet your 3rd requirement then?

'Murica

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