Deflections are a bitch.

Kill it with fire.

"Who wants free press? Nobody? Okay, no free press"

Calm the fuck down. The majority refer to him as AP. Jesus. I know he's AD but you have to appeal to the general audience.

I see AP has added the barrel roll to his arsenal.

I'm just going to assume that that region thinks our music sounds like crap. And honestly, they'd be correct.

No, I mean all of the languages that are spoken in the latino countries.

"Futbol" is "football" in the latino languages...

That wasn't a lob. He struck it as hard as he could but played his curve because he had to get it behind the keeper. These are two different approaches that are hit at roughly the same power (I say roughly because no one can match Ronaldos power).

I think he should cry harder.

Does paying down student debt count as savings if I've already got a pad of cash for emergencies? If so, I'm at 27$%.

Haha. I've always eaten kiwi peels and my wife thinks I'm weird.

Limb here: China blames him.

Yes. I could not have explained that any better myself. Also, tools. You need a tool to get those difficult white pieces when the fingernails are useless.

FYI, car maintenance is the mans job. No excuses.

My roommate thought it was the strangest thing that I would take 30 minutes to get an orange to my liking.

I'd rather face them than the other 7 in Pot 1.

4 out of 5 tries I've gotten both Colombia and Greece in USA's group. Might be not so bad.

Josh Groban is reaching with this one.

Are you deaf? He's calling him "Tomlinson". Hence all the comments using that name.