Welcome to the party, VW. Perhaps you like to adopt a butterfly valve as well?

Kevin Cube is a fantastic rap name.

I didn't LOL as much for this one but I did a little.

I LOL'd as well.

I stand corrected! I only know Syracuse proper... wilderness/outskirts NY can be simply lovely.

Volkswagen Beetle. Tested on 7 continents. Fixable just about anywhere. Able to complete the Safari Rally with addition of a snorkel. Marginal electronics means there's less to fix.

And if you haven't been to any of the ten places on this list you must change your lifestyle.

I've changed my vote. I'd like to also be inspired by boobs.

He's trolling. There's no conceivable reason for him to be in Syracuse, NY. Or anyone else for that matter.

"Your conclusions were all WRONG, Ryan."

Photo fail, but it was clearly an earlier one with a chrome grille. Later cars got sealed beam headlights. What's hilarious is that it's basically the same car as the reviled Excel, and was sold 8 years. 8 years! What could Mitsubishi possibly have been thinking? Oh wait, never mind.

Somehow Chrysler made the new Charger even uglier in SRT8 trim. Yikes. Makes the Challenger look like a ballerina.

Nice work, Bill. Great read. Now go find a ride in an 037 or S4!

This does. Yep, a Mitsubishi Precis, the triple-diamond Hyundai. One still exists. Today, on my way to work in Jersey traffic, getting passed by Nissan Pathfinder Armada Platinums and Mercedes-Benz GL450s I saw a geezer behind the wheel of this trivia question, this burgundy non-sequiter breezing its way along I-80's…

Well done. I always thought this was Pininfarina's worst work. Especially when compared to the F355.

Spain doesn't want it. Heck, Spain doesn't even want to hang out with Venezuela anymore.

If he wanted more drag queens he should have dropped a jet canopy on it.

Hard to say. Somehow, it continues to look okay against the Colorado/Canyon, but the V6 version seems horrible.

Plastic makes it possible. Expensively.

I suppose the focus group said the Beetle would sell here, and Scirocco wouldn't. I guess I can understand that, but it's still disappointing. It would have been a nice alternative to the Volvo C30, which I think is still pretty unique for the U.S. market.