Wow. Somebody thought that was a good idea.

Normally I'm a sucker for a 510. But something was bothering me about this one, and I realized it's the driver's side mirror. It's a like T-Rex arm, or one of Grimace's hands. So creepy.

It's unavoidable, even on Jalopnik.

Setting up MG like this was definitely a smart move. The Brits know the brand. Hopefully, the new owners will give them enough cash to make a go of it. A few superminis and an ancient roadster is a familiar lineup for MG, but it will sink them again.

It's worth a try, but that's a rough pitch. If only nerdcore rappers made more bank.

Agreed. I think it's pretty hilarious, but I would be somewhat frightened to drive it without a fire extinguisher handy.

Someday, Porsches will be lighter than the non-sequential unmarked yuan used to buy them.

I hope I survive long enough to see the day that MGs are highly-regarded and highly-collectible Chinese sports cars. Ming Garages anyone?

The DBS is evening wear at a Monte Carlo casino. The TZ3 is a thong on the Riviera. To each their own, higher powers willing.

Saab, the New Jersey Nets of automobiles.

Isuzu: the Oasis for Rednecks

It just needs the right kind of buyer. For the right kind of hipster in Brooklyn, or a filmmaker working on the right kind of movie, this Pinto is gold.

The cost implications for Ford of "jumping the gun" on a fix can be huge. This is why Sony took five whole days to respond to customers about the Playstation hack. Five minutes to realize what the problem is, and a business week to consult with the legal team to find the solution that best preserves investor…

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This is what American buyers want. Donk on Sunday, sell on Monday.

5th gear: Zipcar has made only $1.3 million in a single quarter. Aside from that they've posted net losses thus far on account of a huge buying spree. They are most definitely not making money yet.

COTD. Because nice implementation of Seuss.

I'm just impressed someone is able to navigate through this crap music. What the hell is that, Blink .182?

Brilliant COTD...perfect imagery.

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