The water bottle is filled with delicious energy drink.

The new company spokesperson is one-under in sixth after the first round in Dubai.

Apparently not everyone has to adapt to the Old Man.

Okay, Cadillac, now you're catching on. You've made Miata Special Edition-grade with this one. Now, it's time to step up with the big boys. To whit:

If it was early 2007, Marshall would so be driving this instead of that fleet car.

You do not show me stories like this! I work too hard to read this stuff!!! I work too hard!!! I'm a division manager for 49 people!!!

At least he didn't paint it black!

The western half the United States in the 1960s was not only mostly free of cars (except LA), it was also mostly free of speed limits.

What is frankly staggering is that a Lincoln Town Car costs *more* than a Genesis Tau.

Yes, officer, that's right. My speed was a hoax. I totally made it up. I wasn't going that fast at all.

It's only fair that Ferrari change the name. After all, Ford did Fiat a solid by dropping the Five Hundred name.

Yep. But Acura's vehicle are so lacking in character the confusion is understandable.

What everyone else said. This one is CP is you want a driver. The torque steer is easily cured on a used $8K example, and leftover money can create a monster. 400 whp has been done on many cars. The H-engine block and head are still there, with double timing chain and balancers. 0-60 won't be scintillating, but the…

The look of abject fear on the faces of the bullies at school: Priceless

They sold new for a shocking $37K. The convertible was $44K. Doubtless after 1999 very few were sold at MSRP.

A heaping helping alright.

Good. Now the government can get started on figuring out why the faulty ABS controller on my Saab managed to simultaneously bork the ABS, traction control, odometer, direct-ignition module, high beam switch, and half my dashboard LEDs.

The 1901 Mercedes 35 hp. Every car that came before it was a glorified stagecoach. Nearly every car that followed carried the same low stance, tailored steel chassis, and multi-cylinder water-cooled engine. It was among the first to use a camshaft (on the inlet valve), and it was probably the first car designed to be…

Love the choice. The first "Gran Turismo". More a design leap than anything else, though. The undersquare narrow-angle engine design is a bit of an orphan in the industry, though, even with VW's later VR inspiration.

The Olds Curved Dash has a better claim there. Interchangeable parts and more than 19,000 produced before the Model K appeared.