Joel are you an atheist? Just wondering..

@Chernobyl: Eh, you gave the guy a voice by promoting him.

@Voyou_Charmant: You trolling?

@Butters619: Yay! Stealing is fun!

@woodengate1: Not really.

@Platypus Man: Ahh okay gotcha

My iPhone 3gs makes my speakers buzz loudly when I receive a text message or call. How is this a lie?

It's okay guys. I went to a Chinese restaurant and this was my fortune.

Disgusting.

I can't wait until people complain about dropped calls on Verizon now.

It really doesn't look real yet.

@Se7en_speed: All I could think about when reading this =p

@RushinRussian: Water? What is this?

@AkulaR32: Welcome to America....I guess..

@Silence04: Ahhhh...I miss the "Je-BONG je-BONG je....hissssssss

Kinda strange that we humans can create a better computer and camera by ourselves... (well 2 people)

@xTRICKYxx: Wow, why have I not heard that before?

@Michael McElrath: Im now randomly aware of breast cancer. How odd.

@FlameCell: Sorry dude I just saw woodbury and thought it was neat.

@dgrimes: I live next to Woodbury. I thought it was cool. I guess I'm just creepy.