Maybe the sugar in it helps.

I can't see crap

10 bucks it was 4chan.

@Bishweesh: Because satire is funny.

This article is journalism.

@pdxmodo: Why is this sad news? I don't know...someone feraking DIED maybe? ...Seriously.

I hate these articles where you have to get all the way to the last paragraph to find out that the title and beginning were just worded to get pageviews.

Unamused Wakka is unamused.

Got that pick punch thing! What a cool idea

@Diogenes-the-Cynic: Whats the competitor to Flickr?

@Spaceboy: Yes.

How about humans stop trying to kill hundreds of thousands of people you never met?

So the real images of the TSA body scanner are finally revealed...

@IrishCheerioLadd: I do all three =D

I will buy this book because my body is like a gadget and that is why I am on this site because I like gadgets so I will buy this book I think it's a really good book you all should buy it too because your bodies are gadgets too and you like gadgets.

@AdmiralPoopinpants: Hmmm. I'm noticing a pattern with your replies. Your last sentence always boils down to an insult. "Stick it up your ass" "Go away" "Move the fuck along"

@Farbulus: Formerly iFarbs: Everything involves technology. You can use the excuse for everything.

This kind of post belongs on livejournal, not a tech blog.

The officer should have shook his hand and pulled him down.

@juansmith: You must be new here. Articles have titles that result in page views