@j3oomerang: Well... you're an idiot. I'll be over here enjoying my website/jet hybrid.

@Ace: ...You use words like Parallax Barrier Stereoscopy and you didn't realize it was sarcasm?

@Jackstick: And my bow...

Not your personal army, etc.

I want that bonsai tree so bad

But can they write decent songs?

@NiTeShADe: Like I said to the other guy, 12 hours on facebook, advertised to possibly hundreds of people, and you think it's gone? Not one person saved it? This is the internet.

@Dave Harris: 12 hours on facebook, advertised to possibly hundreds of people, and you think it's gone? Not one person saved it?

@RockySterling: Are you new to the internet?

@Andrew Pollack: Family member googles your name and gets a naked photo. Future employers google your name and get a naked photo, guy you are dating googles your name and gets a naked photo...

4 months of jail for ruining someones life?

@darthvolta: Oh? Then what are they?

@CraigJW: Did you just say Terrorist on an internet blog?

Wow, he's a jerk

I thought minecraft was the game of choice for autists?

First sentence.

And this is why you buy a netbook in the first place.

@RainyDayInterns: Why is the iPad, which you say is for occasional email, the Porsche in the analogy?

So...Terrible framerate = stopmotion video now?

@Calrekabooki: Everything is free on the internet. No exceptions.