@redman042: Wait....this is a different photo than the original. Got the full image?

@tucker augie'ben'doggy: Yeah...I was thinking the same thing. They need to be short.

News Flash ftw.

I think I made that in minecraft

@Iowa11: Nah, he sounds like an douche.

@misha trotsky: No idea who he is but he's wrong.

Their last ad, "This is Gizmodo" didn't really sell me on the Windows 7 phone...They didn't even mention it in the commercial!

@The-Overmind: Mmmm blueberries.

@Lucian Armasu: Um...you did click the little play button the the video right? And you saw moving frames that simulated motion?

@Hello Mister Walrus: Oh, but that's where the quest REALLY begins.

I want that voiceover dude to narratate my life.

Just don't use them on our planes.

@roessnakhan: I guess you can say

@gstatty: Actually, there's a pretty high chance he IS checking his stock portfolio. Have you seen the economy lately?

@Moebius: That's hilarious. You use a complicated 3rd party program when all you have to do is hit the x button.

@Pope John Peeps II: They can't just break into a 50 character encrypted hard drive. Your analogy is bad.

@Zoltan Shapiro: Pretty sure NES/Genesis emulators are illegal.

That was just the kick.

@initZero: The liquor laws in connecticut are unusual, that doesn't make them news.

@Suicidal Octopus: It's not free in that area. It's a service. And they can't allow people to pay on spot because then people would only pay if their house was on fire.