@Markarian: Enjoy a destroyed earth. You're selfish. That's all there is to it.

@AerithLovesTifa: OMG It's funny because you used a line from the game!

@natedogXVI: That would be epic

That's very unhealthy. The radiation would kill you almost instantly.

Very cool.

Just Shazam it

Antidepressants? I wonder what got them so down.

@psybab: I think it's messed up that her birthday could literally be in 7 hours, and then it'd be okay.

@Say Waaah?: "But WTF is wrong with that cyclist? Does he expect to get laid by the model by getting in the way or some shit? "

@truthtellah: Define "discouraged by a social mechanism"

@Jaylanphnx: I bet you were in a bad mood. You seem to get testy quite easily.

I want it.

@fury161: Dude their music is like 50 years old. Move on.

@RainyDayInterns: lol

@andrew.arace:

Dolphin Flip Ripoff

@Stem_Sell: lol

@Andinator: Universe /=/ Earth

@ithyphallus, 13382: What about people that won't get one for both those reasons?

Yes! Keep your Facebook profile private! This comedy sketch is my proof.