Sir you are under arrest for selling apples intellectually property. We’re going to have to put you in these iCuffs and take you in the iPaddyWagon to iJail where you will wait in a black turtle neck until you are able to be iRraigned.

Anker Powerdrive +1. It was the only Qualcomm Quickcharge 2.0 capable charger that put out more than 18W per port that I could find. It supplies 24W to its single port compared to others that put out 30W to two ports or just 18W to one port and 12W in standard non QC2.0 form. This charger will hopefully be my car…

Anker Powerdrive +1. It was the only Qualcomm Quickcharge 2.0 capable charger that put out more than 18W per port…

I'll tell this car to turn us around right now!

Why thank you! Praise is rare in these parts.

I think they're catching fire because nobody's calling them what they want to be called : self-balancing scooters.

I know this is a little off topic, but I just wanted to say that you are my favorite author on the Gawker Network. I always love your articles.

Should have just let you watch the whole thing without the cuts to peoples faces, and the intel logo at the end kind of ruined it for me... Nevertheless; a cool feat and a precursor of things to come!

Buy out Jezebel. Fire everybody. Hire all men. Pay them double.

The PPE thing was my first thought too! This guy is definately not a pro, but latex gloves? Good luck with that!

Good joke, what a sizzler.

Such comments are rare.

That comment was really well done.

I had requested medium-well...

I don’t know what our commerce team does but I wrote this last year: http://gizmodo.com/lumosity-brain…

This is all the proof you really need.

Yes - thankfully there’s karma, as this hockey fan found out the hard way:

The person at far left deserves to drown for recording in portrait mode.

The world would be quite different if 20 minutes watching Youtube could actually change your life.