Fisting through the plastic would be bad.

Finally. Something that compliments my car.

I know his future.

Bacon makes everything better.

The Q&A for the Amazon sold-chinese made flashlight is funny:

Sweet.. Pink meat takes on a new look.

My first connection was 100 baud at best with my 300 baud modem connected to a C=64. At times, I could type faster than the connection would allow. I'm sure that future moon internet cafe people will look back at 19Mbps and laugh.

Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

I'm not sure I like this idea. What will this do for my Pacific Garbage Patch time-share?

Bout' time they fixed it..

Beats the old cat box..

Another 20 minutes lost to the internet..

I think E. Coli is a good thing for the Portland area. Its a great weight loss program for all the fatties out here.

Here's another interesting example:

I dont think it would ever hold up to 5000+ miles, modified for winter fun and the sheer horsepower mine has.. Some assembly required.

It happens to the best of us..

• Bubba 34oz Travel Mug ($5) | Kmart

So Cher has more than one interest in the young-ens.

Charlie knows what to do.