Because Playboy costs money?

".. fatalities among elderly drivers will increase faster than their population, to more than 23,000 annually - 63 deaths a day - by 2030." and "Florida is enlarging some highway street signs from 12 inches to 36 to accommodate the weaker vision of its 2.9 million elderly drivers."

wiggidy word diggity dog

Whatever floats your boat.

To my Aspire:

Nice.

I think it was a steaming hot cup of Starbucks coffee.

I like stairs. An old friend of mine was a structural engineer for the company that designed this one.

Sweet.. Battle bots of Mars!

The samsung has protective plastic on both sides. Is that another lawsuit?

I taped a 12v case fan to the side of my monitor and some paper to guide the wind towards my face. No noise, ugly as hell, but it worked pretty nicely.

I'm thinking that Gizmodo has the turn-over rate of McDonald's.

I wonder if the people at TheOnion.com are allowed to read the comments on their site. I cant image that they would get much done if they did.

No coffee shops. But on another note, I love how serious people are about earth-0nly GPS and hotspots. You'll have to snap a photo of this thread and put it on a Fail site.

What if there's a welcoming committee?

Her bed-head almost covers them up.

If you're on fire because you accidentally lit your gasoline bucket on fire, smack yourself with a tennis racket.

I didnt think much about a barn cat that bit deep into my thumb on my grandparents farm, until that evening when it turned red and swelled up. By morning it was 1.5 times thicker and hard as a rock. I asked my grandmother what I should do and she said dip it in epsom salt. So I did and within a day, things were…

I have the same issue with Quicken, but goes for longer than a week.

She'll have a bitchin' suntan after this one.