Sweet. Because I wore out my scissors.

At first glance, I wondered how you could empty yourself all the way and still have room for your foot.

Those fish are overfed. Even in my inebriated state, they still seemed slow to bite.

And it matches s.s.

Aww man... As if getting over the first morning wood wasn't bad enough..

I dunno about you folks, but when I read Dad and belt, I felt a little squeamish.

If it involves more than my attention span will allow after a half rack and a bunch of duct tape, I'm out.

I'm thinking that Kyle was going that direction.

If you do, please weed out the pervs. Unless you plan to make so much money that you can pay off the patrons.

Correcting people because you are butthurt or have no opinion is no way to go. Grow a pair and speak up.

Now I'm thirsty and off to the bar. Thanks Giz.

Cargo pants pockets on skinny jeans? Cha-ching!

Plain sight, eh?

I guess he had it right all along.

Then you need some sweet stickers for the case.

I cant quite tell, but does Popeye have two left feet?

If they look too much like the real deal, copyright infringement would be an issue.

Looks like that bit needs sharpened. The metal should be coming out as stringers, not as chips.

That's why you should stick with unclaimed money scams based out of Nigeria.

Awesome. I'll pass this one along.