I dont see a good looking weather lady.

Brazil is currently leading Canada by 7 Rick'rolls.

I was just thinking of a few old wooden stepladders that needed retirement.. I cant imagine how that thing does with a few years of use.

Pentium 4 heat sinks can double as pasties and save you money.

It seems that since none of these figures are accurate, you can pull from any source to help your argument. "Collisions with wind turbines account for about one-tenth of a percent of all "unnatural" bird deaths in the United States each year."

I'm thinking it's a combination of asbestos insulation and a lead undercoat.

Does it come with a free plunger?

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

For all the birdie lovers:

Looks like a crazy new diaper on a display stand.

I bet it's a t.v.

I think I would need the 40oz model.

But you would play hell trying to sword fight with a couple of flames. Now if you placed a piece of RA253MA S.S. pipe over it and got it white hot, you could put on a good show. I still dont think that would be enough to loose limbs though.

Ahhh... Back when I still watched MTV..

These should be easier on your hands. And mach your gloves.

700 bucks for the Colorado Skillet. What makes a square pan worth that much? And would you know if you mixed it up with the Wyoming Skillet?

I wonder how many times they've had to shave their dog.

I need something with a little more kick.

Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right...

He sneezed out of his eye-holes after doing a huge congratulations rail.