The first thing they reminded me of was this video.

FYI: This video does not go with Domino's pizza.

So would it be the second to this movie?

" it will generate 1,000,000 terabytes—or one exabyte—a day" I hope they review their data contract carefully.

Click "Compare Bikes" on [optibike.com] It does 38MPH

I vote we change the 'face of porn' girl.

Why not ditch the phone and money and go with a paypass capable phone?

What if your standing around with your homies and you drink from the wrong bottle?

When I'm shitfaced, driving down the road and get pulled over, will the computer tell the cop that I wasnt driving?

I'm sure the retail version will come with a tooth patch kit.

Another step towards our inevitable demise.

I've never had an issue with little needles, but when they have to stuff that 3" long tube in your vein, cant find it, start cussing and forcing it in harder and sideways, I have an issue.

They(nutria) are a problem all over the states. We have quite a few erosion problems here in the NW because of them.

I'm all for astronomy, but viewing that webcam is like watching paint dry or water to boil.

I played jello shots last night. Work was a bitch today.

Looks like one of these are in order.

The hippies at Occupy Portland would laugh at 30kv

Kevin Mitnick will save the day.

Funny. I tried to make some 'art' like that, many moons ago and failed. The machine never spit the copy out and it was locked. After many, many attempts at breaking in, I gave up. I found every excuse in the book to never visit that customer again.

Servers, hot air and balloons!