It's a conspiracy. They are paying off the aliens so they dont come here and probe us like the other night.

Looks like Blendtec will need a bigger blender.

Messing with cats through your browser is pretty entertaining as well:

Is there a hole in the bottom for your porto-potty bucket?

How do you get your FBI profile? I bet mine says I drink too much, watch too much porn and have fun at others expense. Damn, that sounds boring.

I've seen that video. Dirty.

CRT with dishwasher water spots.

Fresh from the bulk tank warm does soften your cheerios alot quicker.

Sounds like you need to head to the nudie bar with some big tips.

Bender needs a beer.

Crap. I was reluctant to fork over 30 bucks for mine.

That thing aint got shit on my bbq that I built.

Depending on what side of town you are. I was sidetracked on [www.trulia.com] and see that 330k wont buy you anything in new york, according to their map.

I think the only thing you need to prove that you are the owner is for a P.O. box and if your a renter, you have to show them your rental agreement.

Voyager: Thirty days.

Now I'm up way past my bed time because I had watch that episode again. It was worth it.

A brown streak would blend in too easily.

I have mixed feelings about displaying my wealth in public, especially when I'm at the Plaid Pantry buying beer, condoms and duct tape at 2 in the morning. You never know what element is lurking over your shoulder.

Why not? I think their chicken is mechanically separated.

Maybe that was the Green mile at the local prison.