The batman belt isn't nearly as cool as Data's.

Angry birds helps me through tough times on the can.

Will the tobacco companies force Zippo to put pictures of cancerous lungs on them?

I dont think gasoline is the answer, unless you dont mind an occupy-moon gathering. Your exhaust would stay stagnant. It would look like L.A. up there. Damn hippies.

I miss my Nash board.

The government should hire the guys at [www.419hell.com]

So if it rains out, you'll be running around like a tweeker?

Not all the whipping has to come from over seas. Sweet, sweet memories.

I guess it's all about association. If you are confused about it, use your middle name.

I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go.

Dont get caught smelling your finger.

Sesame Street has always been a little dirty.

E-ink ahead of it's time.

No.. Colin Powell for president and Neil his running mate.

I opted not to take their $50 extended battery and I regretted it until I found the same battery and cover on ebay for 8 bucks shipped. Now the phone can sit on standby for days and I can manage to get a few hours of game play and video out of it on one charge.

I smell a Simpsons lawsuit.

I have many accounts across the web and I've known all along that using the same one was not a good idea, so I came up with an idea. Some sites require a capitol letter and a number. Pick a favorite word, add a letter somewhat related to the site and a number. No matter what site you go to, they will all be different…

There's nothing more satisfying that catching your first 3-eyed catfish.

But the question still remains: How fast can it cook my hot-pocket?

I've stuffed so many things into the microwave that I shouldn't have. Lights (incandescent, CLF, neon), bars of soap (dove works best), AOL CD's, tin foil, matches (lit with a jar over the top), lead, plastic toys and various other objects. Be forewarned: Your food may smell and taste funny after microwaving plastics…