Sesame Street has always been a little dirty.

E-ink ahead of it's time.

No.. Colin Powell for president and Neil his running mate.

I opted not to take their $50 extended battery and I regretted it until I found the same battery and cover on ebay for 8 bucks shipped. Now the phone can sit on standby for days and I can manage to get a few hours of game play and video out of it on one charge.

I smell a Simpsons lawsuit.

I have many accounts across the web and I've known all along that using the same one was not a good idea, so I came up with an idea. Some sites require a capitol letter and a number. Pick a favorite word, add a letter somewhat related to the site and a number. No matter what site you go to, they will all be different…

There's nothing more satisfying that catching your first 3-eyed catfish.

But the question still remains: How fast can it cook my hot-pocket?

I've stuffed so many things into the microwave that I shouldn't have. Lights (incandescent, CLF, neon), bars of soap (dove works best), AOL CD's, tin foil, matches (lit with a jar over the top), lead, plastic toys and various other objects. Be forewarned: Your food may smell and taste funny after microwaving plastics…

The S-car go.

I wonder how this guy compares to a tasmanian devil's jaw strength.

I've heard that bacon tampons are an old prison trick for the new guys.

My thunderbolt came in a nice package.

I'm not entirely sure about that. Whether it's brewed at home, or at a local brewhouse, root-beer is always brownish'. I'm thinking that the coloring is to aid the drink into a more acceptable piss yellow shade.

I love the modern day version of that game for the android.

Does that mean the internet is 4% faster now?

I think it's the VW commercial with the Darth Vader kid.

With an EMP, I thought you could cover your electronics in tin-foil to save them. I have my hat ready.

Fan or not, this video was made by a failed prozac patient.

Are you saying that I only have to open my mouth and a device will interpret what will come out? Isnt that what the other half is for?