My thunderbolt came in a nice package.

I'm not entirely sure about that. Whether it's brewed at home, or at a local brewhouse, root-beer is always brownish'. I'm thinking that the coloring is to aid the drink into a more acceptable piss yellow shade.

I love the modern day version of that game for the android.

Does that mean the internet is 4% faster now?

I think it's the VW commercial with the Darth Vader kid.

With an EMP, I thought you could cover your electronics in tin-foil to save them. I have my hat ready.

Fan or not, this video was made by a failed prozac patient.

Are you saying that I only have to open my mouth and a device will interpret what will come out? Isnt that what the other half is for?

I may be grasping at straws, but do you work for adidas?

Nice. That reminds me of a book I just read. Here's some of the original text: [www.phonelosers.org]

"Karl Heinrich Klingert diving suit, 1797" Loggers were tougher back in the day.

Good one, Starbuck

I dont feel so bad about mine "I know your watching porn"

This is the future of the skies.

I would like to try goose one of these days.

I scanned though google images with a remark in mind, and wouldn't you know it. I ran across an icon sized porn image. I lost my train of thought. Sorry.

Thanks for the reminder that I pay that game in my spare time way too much.

I think it was a governmental program to harness the wind. It began as the base of a super-wind mill. But funding was running low and the commander and chief couldn't iron out a plan that both sides could agree with to fund this huge project. Congress had lots of PTO (vacation days) that they had to burn up before…

Thanks for that. Fortunately I still have beer in the fridge.

That guy on Hellraiser needed some skin.