Eye captain! I was going to call B.S. on the quantity this article was referring to as well. I just drove though the Tillamook burn area and I think I saw more than 5 million trees in that short trip alone.

Would you go as far as to pee on them afterwords?

Some of the muppets have strange languages.. Beaker, Swedish chef, Animal, ect...

Maybe I should stock up on barf bags for potential flights like those.

That thing is damn cool. One of my favorite movements to watch, since I cannot afford one, is the Jaeger-LeCoultre Gyrotourbillon.

I bet apple doesn't open another store next to a grocery market again.

I followed Makemagazine's DIY instructions. I couldn't think of anyone better to help me other than my drunk deaf friend. It cost me 12 dollars for the Radian self molding ear plugs. 10 minutes later and we failed. They were way too far to one side. For 5 bucks, I'm ready to try it again. This time he doesn't get…

I have the same issues. But mostly with important stuff that I only have one shot at.

My neighbors are going to turn me in. They're not used to hearing that from my place this early in the morning.

I was thinking it was a nice title... Written by a guy... Then an old folks home came to mind.

Yeah.. Back in my 21 Jumpstreet days.

I paged my buddy while he was in the pisser. It vibrated off of the toilet tank lid. He had to buy a new pager and was pissed.

I bet superman doesn't feel so special now.

I guess if your cool with plasticizers floating around in your food, go for it.

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I think she got hung-up on the steering wheel while he was tossing her onto the side of the road. I'm sure we've all had those close calls.

That would be a long extension cord, connected to my thunderbolt.

I feel like a fool. I watched it twice.

Did you notice the article mentioned nothing about a lawsuit?

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