yeah i have a question: Josh, would you care to comment on claims of misogyny and racism regarding your office etiquette, that have surfaced on social media in the wake of your recent surge in success and popularity?

yeah i have a question: Josh, would you care to comment on claims of misogyny and racism regarding your office etiquette, that have surfaced on social media in the wake of your recent surge in success and popularity?

yeah i have a question: Josh, would you care to comment on claims of misogyny and racism regarding your office etiquette, that have surfaced on social media in the wake of your recent surge in success and popularity?

yeah i have a question: Josh, would you care to comment on claims of misogyny and racism regarding your office etiquette, that have surfaced on social media in the wake of your recent surge in success and popularity?

i paid ernest evans a respectable sum to let me press my flaccid dick against his forearm, thus making him look foolish as hell.

told my wife to shut her mouth at her mother's funeral....got some pretty wild looks from the procession, but that didn't change my stance on the matter

i supplied the city's homeless with "Curve" cologne, as an urban improvement campaign.

i live in a van down by the river.

i looked on in crippling horror as my scrotum melted away and washed down the shower drain this morning.

well robbie...i gave the neighbor boy a little pocket cash to let me piss on his bed and then take the blame for it.

...told a gay man that i would write him into my will if he came to my home and farted on my wife's fertility drugs, as a blessing of sorts

filled my wife's gas tank. in exchange, she went into the back yard in her wedding dress, and played in the damn dirt while babbling like a baby (as per our agreement).

commissioned a portlandian vegan street performer to move to my summer home in bardwell, tx. for a period of 5 months, and stockpile his scat in a hollowed out propane tank. this was done purely for entertainment purposes.

i paid my estranged uncle a nice chunk of change to walk back into my life like he never left, and piss on my white leather love seat.

bestowed gold bullion unto my only begotten son in exchange for his cooperation in my puking into his diapers, and then filming my wife changing them.

Butt dials 911 after self inflicted gunshot wound.

gave my baby daughter a mid-market stock option to shut her mouth when i'm watching Sean Hannity

...paid a drifter to come take a dehydrated shit in my freezer and then pretend we were astronauts in my kitchen.

I know a guy.

threw a wad of ones at kiosk salesman at the mall to meet me at my mother's home so we can go into her house together and rub our scrotums on all of her fine china.