wrote a check to my own son, to let me vomit into his toy box while circus music plays from the cellphone in my shirt pocket.

nah...i'm just a man with deviant compulsions to rub my bag on shit.

threw a wad of ones at kiosk salesman at the mall to meet me at my mother's home so we can go into her house together and rub our scrotums on all of her fine china.

slipped my neighbor a twenty to let me come fart in his dryer with his best pair of jeans in it.

no robb, that would be the cockatiel.

paid a hobo around 30 dollars to come and spit in my wife's face when she is sleeping, under the agreement that he pretends he has never seen me before when she wakes up, and also that he does not hit her.

when playing fifa on ps3 my thumbs would often slip off the sticks.

you're right (a little bit). slowing down the deceleration of the skull would obviously slow the impact of your brain into the inside of your skull. take your same analogy, and imagine a bowling ball in your passenger seat when you hit a brick wall at 40 MPH and a bowling ball on your passenger seat when you hit a…

wear.

paid a mother of 4 from the boston area to come to my home, stick her tits in my Tupperware cabinet, and leave. best 80 dollars i have ever spent.

...paid a guy to piss on my clenched fist. i told him that i had been stung by a jellyfish, but really i was just seeing what 10 dollars was capable of.

we are talking about force levels generated at piconewtons here...so fux wit ya boy!

creme de la creme, homie. top shelf, ya heard?

absolutely. light traveling through low density air is like driving a hybrid car, you will go much further on one gallon of gas, but still need to refuel...just later down the road.

essentially this is a "lattice Boltzmann simulation" on a grand scale - where two-phase flows couple with the hydrodynamics of evaporating water on wetting substrates and, in turn, (because of the grand scale and height) creates downdrafts of cooled air. on paper it works, as it is scaled up, however - the results are…

church of lazlo

sounds a lot like "diffusion of responsibility" which, in large part, brought about the holocaust - be careful Comcast, you are treading a slippery slope.

both iterations of that writer's persona gave me hope and saved me from a heroin addiction earlier this year. i wish i could find him and buy him a beer.

actually you are mistaken. Jack Smight actually scrapped plans to build an original vehicle from the ground up - in an effort to save money after pressure from Twentieth Century Fox to amend the 22M budget to the final 17M, Smight fabricated the vehicle from a retired Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.

think about this: the habitable volume for the maximum occupancy of 2 full grown men, was only 5.66 meters cubed.