if i wanted to pay an asian 20 dollars to hold my tool, i'd wash a viagra down with a stiff whiskey and head to chinatown for a blowie and a bowl of rice.

if i wanted to pay a bunch of swedes to make my house look like a cheap high school art project, i'd have malin akerman come and scratch her initials into my hardwood floors with her 2 inch nipples.

...twat.

like through a different process i was able to literally accomplish the same result.

nike ads, mercedes ads...throw that salt tho.

i like the magsafe idea, but not in a tray like that. i would just want a cord that magnetically holds in place, so if someone runs through the cord, it wouldn't fling your phone across the room.

they ain't fuckin with these...

yeah...the belly

his success might lean against your argument a bit. he's no kerry kilos, but the kid has a grind, for sure.

you know what the fuck is going on here, you tit.

as was i.

i literally have been able to do this with the standard soft-serve ice cream spigot since i was 7 years old.

yes he is a little on the bumptious side, but he does kick ass a little bit.

thought i saw motherfuckin' Bane rise up out that shit...couldn't be sure.

we googled an instructional video...what the fuck are you talking about?

all i saw was the german hanger in the video still, and moved on.

i owned several lumias about a year or so ago...used them to swap the engine out of my silverado. decent phones.

i'm all for something that looks progressive, but if it is simply material hanging off the exterior of the building, i no like. there has to be a little bit of function in the form for me to greenlight it. (but in kilos we trust)

my god, this place has gone to the god damn dogs since kerry kilos took his talents elsewhere.

christ, paul...you got the capacity to formulate an original thought? or....are you a fucking twat?