As Michael Caine famously said of Jaws II: “I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it paid for, and it is terrific.”

He’s literally wearing a mask that covers the wrong half of his face to be the hero America needs right now.

Hi! I’m Dexter’s final FOUR seasons, and I would like a word.

This is someone who Republicans hold up as one of their deep thinkers. The guy is a used mattress salesman.

It’s amazing what alternate punctuation give to that sentence.

The bigger question is why anyone would be interested in Matt Gaetz’s opinion on anything. “Biggest douche in the GOP” is a competitive category, but he’s got it.

Asking Matt Gaetz about his opinion on this is like asking a a Grand Wizard of the KKK his ideas on the black experience, IMHO.

The only question he gets to answer on judges is what he is his pleading.

I’ll bite.. as a heavy travaller, while I can’t (and won’t speak for EVERYONE on the plane, I can give some reasonable answers to this):

To be fair:

Tell that to my friend’s fiancee and his family....he is sitting in the hospital right this very second with a lung infection that won’t go away and is resisting all forms of antibiotic. He didn’t vape any blackmarket THC. He has been vaping, normally and legally for about 2 years.

That rule only applies to tackling Tom Brady. 

I knew as soon as I read your comment that it would soon surpass mine in stars, deservedly so, and I was proud to add the first star.

My family has had White Sox season tickets between home and 1st base, 18 rows up, for the better part of 20 years. Not a humble brag, just means we’re dumb enough to pay more than the seats are worth at this point.

I have a bunch of 737 Captains as friends. And have also spoken to other “training pilots” for AA and UAL. There have been whispers about the design trade-offs on the MAX for years. It’s too much engine for a 50 y/o airframe that wasn’t designed for this.

“Dykstra’s attorney, Curt Schilling, was quoted as saying, “I look forward to proving my client’s nolo contendrence in a court of law opinion, and I will be collecting food and blankets for Nails in an old truck and driving it to the side of the road somewhere in the middle of Delaware. My license plate will be…

i KNEW that was timothée’s face on that shirt as soon as i saw it last night! my wife was like, no it isn’t, and i was all like, yeah, well i never loved you and getting married was the biggest mistake i’ve ever made, and if it weren’t for the kid’s, the house and your legal status in this country, i’d divorce you on…

I’m glad for Dreyfus. I have breast cancer and its just hell on earth. I’m wondering why she still has hair, unless it’s a wig..mine fell out after my first chemo and two years later I am still not quite back to myself, (though my hair is!).