Just don’t let Simon Pegg turn it into the Simon Pegg project staring Star Trek. If I hear “Lassie” one more time I’m gonna puke.

former crackhead, current traitor (and quite possibly still a crackhead)

I salute this article.

That’s what I’m thinking. Airtags may not be very useful to prevent theft.

Commuting into Boston made me switch to an automatic, as I felt bad for my ankles.

Good news - there’s a shit ton of 747-400s sitting in the desert. Plenty of parts.

I was going to say the same thing. I use tissue paper to grab them then flush them down toilet asap.

Wait, they haven’t rolled out 5G yet? What have I been paying for for the last 6 months?

Connie, Are you really Erin?

Marjorie leading her supporters - “Everybody quit Twitter! Follow me!”

Two bullies just hanging out on a stage and talking

Seriously though, the guy’s an idiot and should be fired for being an idiot.

Holy shit.

I was thinking the kids should just cash out, but then realized Logan wouldn’t let them. They can leave but they aren’t taking anything with them.

Speaking of crime, Fox & Friends host hyena and congenital idiot Brian Kilmeade . .

I wonder if the Nigerian prince will get bail.

Sometimes I feel bad for Zuck.