“Throwing balls for a living.” Is that what they call it now?

How is D’Souza able to Tweet when he has his face so far up Trump’s ass? He must keep a phone inside Trump’s colon.

I think Heidi did the leaking herself so she could get out of having to give Ted vacation sex.

No kidding. That’s the first thing I noticed - he’s trying to get into first class and leave his family in economy. What a douchebag.

I just wish they had put the big Trump sign back on building before imploding it.

You’re all missing the real story here: Those aren’t HFC leaks - those are ground-based chemtrails!!

Is that you Joss?

Wow that guy seems like a fucking jerk.

I have a suggested slogan for Trump’s 2024 campaign:

I’ve never really enjoyed his acting and don’t understand why he got so many roles to begin with.

That guy’s an idiot

What the hell is a “South Dakota way of life”? Is that different from an American way of life. Or god forbid, a New York way of life?

Jesus. Trump is such a loser.

Absolutely! And with an auto Bono blow-up doll for scamming HOV lanes.

I suspect that George did a lot of breaking of wind while in quarantine.

I wonder if she or her husband went to pay their respects to Brian Sicknick lying in honor in capital rotunda.

Don’t it always seem to go
That NASA don’t know what its got

Maybe Garth got hair plugs to honor Biden’s hair plugs?

Hey, think these guys got an invite to inauguration?

Nice to have some adults in the White House again.