How about: car was on AutoPilot® adaptive cruise control*

The interaction between Charles and Shaq is pretty good. do they hate each other?

Sometimes life is fair.

Me too. I’m gonna copyright infringe the hell out of that meme. Sorry.

He’ll be OK!

For fuck’s sake, it’s “Sully”, never Sullivan!

But should he shave it all off with razor or just clip it very short?

Did Brady really drink a coke?

I think if he shaved his head he’d infringe Jordan’s trademark

Tom, This is getting a little weird. You’re starting to worry me.

Executioner.

I think this is a pretty accurate description. As Belichick said, they kept JG up until the very last second that they could get value for him.

Instead of just donating to red cross, Curt has to make it about himself. Total fucking douchebag.

He should have known that surprise prostate exams on Belichick weren’t allowed. No matter what kind of fake credentials you have.

Dressed down by Papa John? WTF? Rick has sunk to new lows.

Good! Have fun Larry!

Pence is such a shithead too.

He’s definitely high as fuck, right?

I think it’s good that Jack died and think Leonardo’s characters should die in all his movies. And/or be assaulted by grizzly bear.

What the hell happened there?