born a douchebag + graduate from Duke = Super Douchebag

Hernandez is weird. It seems like his greatest ambition was to murder people, get life in prison, and then get a neck tattoo that says “lifer”. He seems happy that he’s in prison - like he graduated from college and got that great career he always wanted. I don’t understand why he’s happy.

The Fonz must have gotten him a cameo as a favor.

Chachi should teach Trump how to give a proper thumbs up. It’s apparent that’s Chachi learned from the master - The Fonz.

I agree, it’s probably overkill. And it does seem like a waste.

Nope.

How’s it feel to have a prime minister who’s irrelevant to the rest of the world. And apparently his own citizens?

Yes it’s too bad that our president has to live in a bubble separated from us citizens, but what else can we do? Last president who rode around in a convertible (against advice from secret service) got his head blown off in front of his wife.

I wonder if Hillary still has secret service protection. With fake news stories causing mentally ill people to do stupid things, she probably should have protection. Maybe she does as former first family.

Wow, what a coincidence: I always thought of dinosaur flatulence whenever I looked at this guy.

Thanks for making me feel better about this trade.

That’s may be a good idea. But they’ll have to pull your pants down to verify your OK during Kristallnacht 2017.

He’s taking a Trump.

I’ve actually put a Trump sign on my lawn so they won’t come for me.

What’s scary is that an employee of Customs and Border Protection is spouting this lie in quote above - a person who’d you think would know the facts about immigration.

And our country benefits from having the children of illegal immigrants. Otherwise our population would be decreasing and aging as in most other industrial countries.

I’ve tried to research this claim, which I hear constantly, and found no evidence that it’s true.