Because Keane didn't cripple anyone. Haageland played for his country the following week when he injured HIS OTHER KNEE.

as a volunteer in a Yeats museum that is the best possible use of his name EVER

High five!

I had a really sucky teacher and it took me months to complete the course because he was always away. Going to California just to get a license sounds a bit like expensive overkill, though, but thanks for the compliment!

Whereas Croatia is known as "the table cloth of the world"

Mexico will always be known as "the Pants of North America"

"On behalf of my corner of the species, I'm sorry."

You're doing God's work. Bless.

I'm generally as pro-kid as it's possible to be and I generally despise the tone of self serving hipster whiner snowflakes fucking complaining about children on planes and restaurants or in fact anywhere in their eye-line ever.... and yet as a bartender for many, many years this cracks me the fuck up.

I like the cut of your jib. Learned consequences. It's a real thing.

Sigh. What a wasted opportunity!

I was just thinking that!!!

Wow this is just so awful. I can't imagine what her family is going through right now. I hope they are able to find the person who did this to her.

On behalf of Australia, I sincerely apologise for our village idiots. I just.. I'm going to hide in a corner and pretend that her and I weren't raised in the same society.

The couple that told me Thailand and China were the same country.

Uh, yeah. Because ranch is the second best thing made discovered by man. The first was butter. Oh, and cheese. And maybe bacon.

Thank you. There are clearly differing opinions on this tragedy but the level of rudeness here is unbelievable.

For sure.

To be honest I don't even know if I hate the phrase as much as I just love to deconstruct its stupidity. Not lying I wrote a 2.5 minute short scene/film for my screen acting class last year that was entirely about some well meaning friend trying to brighten up her buddy's day by telling her that fabled advice…