I saw this movie in a theatre in Philly one time. There was some nerdy nerderson sitting next to me. During the opening sequence there is a POV shot of gliding through outer space as stars whiz by. Nerdy sees this and says ''It would never be like that - the distances are too great. The stars would be two dimensional…

I am tired of the old nickname I have for my cock. From now on, it's Zamperini.

That makes a little more sense. I remember something about her pushing someone to suicide though.

That's what she said early on - that people don't dress her down and she liked a man who did that. She really was beautiful, but after the third really bad interruption I had had enough.

The Pad Thai predicted that, too.

Is she as horrible as everyone says?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

You think that's scary? I once had some Pad Thai that was so spicy that when I finally shat it out, it spoke to me in an eerie disembodied voice and told me who would win the Cy Young Award in 2010.

Ask Mel Gibson.

Worked at a place that had cards printed that said something like ''The Lady would like to drink in peace.'' to pass to pesky folks.

I was assuming she was drunk. Nope, just an awful person.

Pass.

I actually had a bizarre switcheroo of this type of thing happen. I was out with some friends and this random super annoying girl was eavesdropping into our conversation and interjecting. She was extremely pretty but pretty much an asshole. I am pretty forward about telling people when to shut it, so I did.

It's alright, cat will get charged with an ASBO.

I never understand this stuff. I mean I like sex a lot like everyone does. If you really want to get laid you can. But do stuff that works.

I don't get it but it's the only explanation I can figure out.

I don't think it's that. It's a weirder compulsion. I think they have tons of shame and want to humiliate themselves and or get a disgusted reaction from a woman, which is deep down how they feel about themselves.

I am a bartender and I fucking hate that people who once had nothing to say to female strangers now have a whole repertoire of shitty stupid things to say. And I have to listen to it.

I am a former NYer who has a certain amount of grudging respect for the sheer disgustingness of that pass.