I knew this would happen when Obama was elected.

Except pizza and bagels are good things.

I want to put it in a car seat and go for a long ride in the country with it during foliage season.

He is Kenneth's friend. He knows the frequency.

Sounds like they are all drunks there from the Yelp stuff. Someone accuses them of sockpuppeting the good reviews, too.

He could do that for a living.

It's funny, I don't mind creative trolls but the ones who just throw out slurs or ''u mad bro?'' ''u mad'' are weak.

People make shit up on Yelp all the time. Especially when there is already some bad story about the place.

They look like they are on their way to see their dealer before a swingers' party.

This is a pretty crap article from the headline on down.

You are responding to an antisemitic troll.

I don't mind ANY movie being stupid and populist and all that stuff. The box of chocolates stuff and all the other dumb stuff - him inventing jogging and smiley faces and all that is OK in my book. The movie is often clever on that score and I am not such a curmudgeon that that bugs me.

This needs to be a thing with a lot of movies, I think.

We both actually kept coming up with more and more reasons that this movie is so fucked up on every level. So many reasons. And this could take forever.

It really is fucked up on every level. He went on forever about it.

Here is another thing Hollywood does that drives me crazy - anyone darker than Kerry Washington is NEVER lit properly for the camera.

How is this trailer saying white people suck? It's saying depictions of black people suck.

One of my stoned buddies gave the bestest ever critique of how racist and generally all around evil Forrest Gump is. Sounded not unlike that lady.

Thermoseses make excellent camouflaged flasks.